Times have changed.
Scene: somewhere near the Milwaukee River
you're leaving us Jerry??
Yeah, sorry guys the Dodgers gave me $6 million
whoa, seriously?? The Brewers almost gave me that.
almost...like they were picking up that option....lulz
OK and who are you playing for next year Craig??
I retired...who are you playing for??
The Brewers of course, Reyes & Furcal are signed elsewhere what else are they going to get??

say what now

he's barely better than me

So where am I going??

bahahahaha, sorry Yuni...that can't be easy to take

say what now??

at least I didn't fail a drug test
what??
yeah I'm just opening myself up to stalkers I know
*crosses fingers*
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