Brewers in 11: Around the infield episode 3

When we last checked in on our rag tag gang of infielders they were watching their more talented teammates in the all star game.

*Flashback to July 13*

I'm sick of these idiot bloggers making fun of us guys

Yeah no kidding

Yeah!!

Who are you??

Josh Wilson!!! aarrrrghhh...I've been on the team since May

Nice to meet you Josh, but we got some issues here. Everybody's saying how much we stink and we need to do something about it.

Hey guys

Whoa Craig, you're still here??

Yeah I'm still here...with a purpose, you guys should listen.

Say what old man??

I will give up what's left of my offense to you guys for a small price

You have offense left??

Well it isn't much, but it could be valuable

What do you want for it??

Make sure they keep me on the team until I get a hit

How long is that gonna take??

I dunno, about 45 at bats

OK

*Fast forward to to Friday night*

Yo Casey, this deal is working out great!! You had 3 home runs the other day!!

That was pretty sweet.

And I'm batting .343 since then

.319 here!!

That'll show these losers in their mom's basement making fun of us

Yes!!

Hey guys

uh oh

Yes I gave you my offense on the condition I would be allowed 1 more hit, and you guys have gone above and beyond what I gave you with 6 home runs....it's gone on long enough, I'm about to have the worst 0-for streak in MLB history, enough!!

sigh

Fair enough Craig, go get your hit

*Counsell actually gets a hit*

So what happens to us now??

Say goodbye to all those hits guys. Whoa, when did 2nd base open up?? Craiggers ain't going nowhere