Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Your guide to the stretch run, part 4 Milwaukee

With a little over 2 months left in the season the NL Central appears to be headed for a four team race. Here is your handy cheat sheet for the teams and their corresponding cities. You decide who has the advantage.  Up next Milwaukee.

Part 1, Pittsburg(h)
Part 2, Cincinnati
Part 3, St. Louis

At last we get to the Brewers and Milwaukee.

Yes I write this with Brewer-colored glasses (and naturally those glasses are full of beer), this is a Brewers blog, but I'll try to keep it neutral.....ok that isn't happening



Milwaukee Brewers 
  • Franchise began in 1969 as the Seattle Pilots
    • Realized Seattle sucked and moved to Milwaukee in 1970
    • Realized Pilots is a stupid name and changed it to Brewers
      • Still not as stupid as Alleghenys
  • Prior to the Seattle relocation Major League Baseball was played for one season in 1901
    • 48-89
      • Ken Macha may or may not have managed that team
    • Stunk so bad they were forced to move to St. Louis
      • Changed their name to the Browns because St. Louis has no relevant connection to beer
      • Not to be confused with the 1883-1898 St. Louis Browns, they changed to the Perfectos the Cardinals
    • Moved to Baltimore in 1954 and became the current day Orioles
      • Browns is a stupid name
        • Are you taking notes Cleveland
  • Played 1953-1965 as the Milwaukee Braves
    • Won the World Series in 1957
      • Lew Burdette + Warren Spahn > Don Larsen + Whitey Ford
      • Also involved: Hank Aaron & Mickey Mantle
        • Perhaps you've heard of them
  • Tailgate like they're at a football game
    • This is not normal??
  • Robin Yount won MVP at SS in 1982 and CF in 1989
    • First SS to lead the AL in slugging in 1982
  • That 1982 season
    • Prior to 2008 pretty much the only relevant season
    • Paul Molitor had a 39 game hitting streak
      • Ended with him on deck
    • AL East Champs
      • Tied with the Orioles going into the last game of the year
        • won 10-2
    • Faced the Angels in the ALCS
      • Lost the first 2
      • Won the next 3 to advance to the World Series
    •  Played the Browns Cardinals in the World Series
      • Molitor had a Series record 5 hits in game 1
      • Split the first 4 games 2-2
      • Won game 5 to take a 3-2 lead back to St. Louis for game 6
      • Dropped games 6 and 7 devastating a 6 year old Brewers fan
        • That would be me
  •  1987
    • Won 13 straight to start the season
    • That Easter game



Yeah that happened.
  •  1987-2007
    • Awful
  • 2002
    • 56-106
    • wow
    • Jose Hernandez was most valuable player
      • Strikeouts are apparently valuable
  • 2008
    • Ned Yost
      • Fired with 12 games left in the season
      • Replaced by Dale Sveum
      • Both were doomed because CC Sabathia couldn't pitch every day
      • Won the Wild Card


Untuckem!!
    • Lost 3-1 to the Phillies
      • Won more playoff games than the division champion Cubs did
  • 2009-2010
    • #firekenmacha
Fun facts about Milwaukee
 
  • Home of World's largest music festival
  • Birthplace of the typewriter
  • The skywalk over the Milwaukee River is the only skywalk in the U.S. that spans a river used by boats
  • The Milwaukee Public Museum is home to the world’s largest dinosaur skull
    • That's something right
  • Olympic qualifying level Ice Center
  • The movie Major League was filmed there
  • Used to be the home of the official national headquarters for the United States Bowling Congress
    • Now located in Arlington, TX
      • Jerry Jones' fault
        • Probably
  • Home of Harley-Davidson 
  • Largest 4 faced clock in the world
    • In your face Big Ben
  • The first practical typewriter was designed in Milwaukee in 1867
  •  Decreased population in every census since 1960
  • Once home to 4 of the biggest beer breweries in the world
    • Pabst, Schlitz, Blatz, Miller
      • Didn't say they were good beers
  • Home settings for Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley
  • Got out-fatted by Springfield on The Simpsons
  • Famous people from Milwaukee
    • Lawrencia Bembenek 
      • Great start
    • Eric Benet
    • Peter Bonerz 
      • Newhart
        • Bonerz, hehe
    • Patrick Cudahy
      • Bacon!!
    • Tom Dempsey
      • Kicked a 63 yard field goal
    • Bruce Froemming
      • MLB Umpire
      • Called 11 no-hitters
    • Kevin Harlan
      • Bad ass sports announcer
      • With no regard for human life!!!!
    • Dan Jansen
      • 1988 failure 
      • 1992 failure
      • 1994 Gold Medailst
    • Al Jarreau
      • 7 time Grammy winner
        • In jazz
    • Jane Kaczmarek
      • Malcom's mom
    • Kato Kaelin 
      • no comment
    • Herb Kohl
      • Former President of Kohl's
      • Senator
      • Owner of the Milwaukee Bucks
    • Liberace
      • Piano man
    • Candice Michelle
      • Wrestling chick
      • Go-Daddy chick
    • Pat O'Brien
    •  Les Paul
      • Guitar dude
    • Paul Poberezny
      • Founder of the EAA
    • Charlotte Rae
      • Mrs. Garrett!!
    • William Rhenquist
      • Former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
    • Bud Selig
      • MLB commissioner
      • Former incredibly horrible owner of the Brewers
    • Latrell Sprewell
    • Spencer Tracy
      • Dead actor
    • Bob Uecker
      • Voice of the Brewers since 1978
      • Inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in 2001
      • Inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2010
        • Find me someone else with those 2 honors
      • Unsuccessful as an actual baseball player
        • .200 career average
      • Miller Lite pitchman

Ah the classics

      •  Star of Mr. Belvidere
I could go on with a ton more clips and such but let's save that for another time, let's wrap this up
Whew, finally made it through that one.  Apologies for anyone that's been waiting for the final installment of this epic 4-parter (both of you).  These took forever to research especially this one actually having knowledge of the city of Milwaukee going in I couldn't just pick things/people I've heard of.

Also I'm not exactly getting paid here so I had no real motivation to finish this.

Thanks to those of you that read all of these and thanks to Brew Crew Ball helping get them to people not on my Facebook or Twitter. 

Now that this is finished I can get back to making fun of Yuni and McGehee.

What McGehee had 3 HR's today and Yuni has actually been hitting??  I might be running out of material.



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