*looks at Astros lineup*
Anyway, let's get this train wreck started.
We'll start with manager Brad Mills:
is not the even first search result for Brad Mills....
we're off to a good start
Catcher Humberto Quintero:
Don't question me, he's a baseball player!!
Ok, apparently has been in AAA for a month
First baseman Carlos Lee:
At least they found someone to take Wallace's place
Second baseman Jose Altuve:
At least Google has heard of him
Shortstop Angel Sanchez:
A dress designer
LF J. D. Martinez:
SP J.A. Happ:
well that.....well...isn't good
SP Brett Myers:
SP Wandy Rodriguez:
probably not as fun as this island
And finally the city of Houston:
We'll call it a toss-up
Until next time
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