Ok, we learned all about St. Louis a while back and used a bunch of numbers to compare the Cardinals and Brewers but we should get to know the Cardinals personally. To do that we'll turn to the almighty Google. Google knows all.*
Let's start with the manager Tony LaRussa:
He's a lawyer??
Catcher Yadier Molina:
This is how rumors get started....no way is he
the best catcher
First baseman Albert Pujols:
Grow up people.
What nothing about steroids??
my bad
Second baseman Skip Schumaker:
His wife apparently needs some help
Shortstop Ryan Theriot:
I think I know where that first one came from.
Third baseman Daniel Descalso:
a real person apparently
LF Matt Holliday:
no comment
CF Colby Rasmus
...in Toronto now**
RF Lance Berkman:
Oh come on he isn't that Jewish
OF John Jay:
Well that's gotta hurt
P Chris Carpenter:
They do go together well
3B David Freese:
Ok Jay's wasn't so bad after all
Well we've had our fun here, but what about the city of St. Louis itself:
That's it, I'm out of here
**sorry, using Baseball Reference's 2011 stats
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